Aight, Jason! Show us whatcha got!

This is THE song! It must be. It literally says that on the lyrics. You know – I think it’s great and all to have a band who believes they’re the best. You gotta have the confidence! It’s just that… This isn’t really “the song”. To be honest, it’s barely even A song. It’s a… It’s a cry for help. That’s what it is. You can say “it’s no shit” a million times, but it still doesn’t change the fact that it’s still that. Shit.

Honey, we have to talk...