Excuse me but isn’t that “Seasons in the Abyss” by Slayer?
-We get that a lot. But it’s not. It isn’t “Seasons in the Abyss” by Slayer, at all. I just happened to come up with the same exact riff after listening to Slayer for twenty years. We used to joke about it with the band, you know, how no-one will believe us that it’s our own riff… But that’s what our life is like. Crazy things happen to us. Eerie coincidences and mystical occurances. Like when I predicted that society would eventually run out of oil. I said, and I quote, “I say the society will eventually run out of oil!”. And whaddaya know! Oil is getting more rare these days. Like pines or… or apples. And pineapples! Haven’t seen a pineapple in ages! Have you? Makes you wonder, doesn’t it. …What was the question again?
Honey, we have to talk...