But what about the money thing?

“The Hanson brothers have come a long way both musically and financially. I met them on the opening night of the movie “The Room” by Tommy Wiseau and they looked great!”
-Kim Jong-il

“The way the vocalist deals with the unspoken, taboo side of Christmas is phenomenal. Issues, such as deviance and money are being handled with astounding clarity. No wonder he’s liked by every preacher in the U.S. And he doesn’t wear a rubber, which makes me love the whole band.”
-Pope Benedict XVI

“Gimme your money!”
-Benny Hinn

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