Sweet riff of mine.

Sometimes, my friends, the planets line up and bring forth something breathtaking. Things like penicillin, radioactivity and vulcanized rubber. Nice.

But what if there’s no conjunction? Well… We’re in luck! Because tonight, the planets are FUCKIN’ ALL OVER THE PLACE. And so is our hero: Slash, the bringer of sloppy riffs! There can be only one!

Honey, we have to talk...